Traffic Awareness T-Shirts

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Truth in Crosswalk signs.

Road Closed Just Because We Can

"A crow should always listen for oncoming vehicles and be prepared to move..."

Mobile phones and driving

Joe Donnely memorial parkway - Joe Donnely R.I.P..

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Nice park. . .

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.