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Slow Down, You Crazy Ba***rd!

A young Don King

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Ancient Racing

The rocket powered skiier

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

A day at the transgenic races

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Dairy Devil

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Skier flying past mountains

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Wall Street...

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."