Speech Bubble Humorist Pillows

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

'. . . however, in the brand-new global ball-game of macro-economics we blah blah blather blah. . .'

'I could murder a pint!'

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Fly having an idea.

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"Excuse me....water!!"

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

'It's for you.'

"I'm Eggspecting."

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

"Hey little buddy, let's team up and save the world...Then we'll have pizza, you ever tried pepperoni pizza?"

Revenge of the Fish

Millennials Eye Chart

Eighties Throwback.

"I don't want your money, I want you to be my friend on facebook!"

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