Tech Bubble Humorist Pillows

Man passes beggar with '.com' sign.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."