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"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Draw your own path."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

Department of Pure Speculation.

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

International Speculators

Stock Market Adventure

"We shall now commence throwing money at the problem."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

You can make a quick profit on that one, if you don't mind holding it for a couple of years

'I can't understand why nobody ever goes wit my investment ideas.'

"Ah Watson, reducing your taxes was simplicity itself. They were but elementary deductions."

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"In the tech sector, markets reacted strongly to news that ToadNoggle would acquire Zeepzer, ending rumors of a hostile takeover by FiffleBunny."

Wiping Out the World

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

'Chess Masters.'

A foolish and a betting man.