Speculative Genius Mugs

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Draw your own path."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Prisoner still life painting.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

Department of Pure Speculation.

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

International Speculators

Stock Market Adventure

"We shall now commence throwing money at the problem."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

You can make a quick profit on that one, if you don't mind holding it for a couple of years

'I can't understand why nobody ever goes wit my investment ideas.'

"Ah Watson, reducing your taxes was simplicity itself. They were but elementary deductions."

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

"In the tech sector, markets reacted strongly to news that ToadNoggle would acquire Zeepzer, ending rumors of a hostile takeover by FiffleBunny."

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

Wiping Out the World

'Chess Masters.'