Spectator Events Pillows

"Hugh fans!"

'We ran out of cups.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Time Machine Collision

Beer Order

Vendor selling testosterone.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"So that's where you were last night."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Football supporters.

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'