Spectator Events Prints

"Hugh fans!"

'We ran out of cups.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Time Machine Collision

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Beer Order

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Vendor selling testosterone.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"So that's where you were last night."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Football supporters.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'...I mean, kicked out of the game is serious, but kicked off the planet?'