Spectacles Squad Pillows

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Jumping cheerleaders

The circus diver.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No cheating'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

The public was right

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Matador.

Oculist.

Optometrist practical jokes

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"Why, you're not Jim! I really need to get glasses."

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Tease-Maid - Wakey wakey four-eyes!

"The moment you walked through that door, I could tell you needed glasses."

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'