Spectacles Squad Mugs

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Jumping cheerleaders

The circus diver.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No cheating'

Rodin's Irish Judge

The public was right

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Matador.

Oculist.

Optometrist practical jokes

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"Why, you're not Jim! I really need to get glasses."

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"The moment you walked through that door, I could tell you needed glasses."

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Tease-Maid - Wakey wakey four-eyes!

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

"Last week I spent thousands replacing every window in our house...then I discovered a crack in my glasses..."

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'