Special Operations Gifts

"Has anybody seen Riley?"

Hide and Seek games amongst the navy seals would often take weeks.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Which part are you reading for?"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Monster Clown

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

Helicopter

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Coastguard

Camouflage Unit

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Oh - It's you.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Good resume - although the special effects seem a little over-the-top.'

Stuntmen Directions

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.