Special Envoy Pillows

Special Person Statue

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Nato Membership

A Terrible Shock

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Love and hate

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

Negotiations

Carbon footprint

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

'Sure, who wouldn't want to be a secretary. Secretary of State.'

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

'When I was in the diplomatic corps. I worked at the U.N. during it's 'relevant' period.'

'This is Ferguson, one of our few unspecial agents.'

"We've hit a snag in negotiations."