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Special Person Statue

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Nato Membership

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Love and hate

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

Carbon footprint

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

Negotiations

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

'Sure, who wouldn't want to be a secretary. Secretary of State.'

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

'When I was in the diplomatic corps. I worked at the U.N. during it's 'relevant' period.'

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

Cuba and USA open embassies

'This is Ferguson, one of our few unspecial agents.'