Spearfishing Gifts

Fishing in the aquarium.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Ice fisher.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"We've got a problem."

"Only caught one, eh."

Sailor's Poker.

Clam Spearing

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fishing

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Fish with Shield

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'How are they biting?'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement