Spark Wrangler Gifts

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"How'd I do on the test?"

King kong 5 G.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Cow Pilot.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

The difference between cats and dogs.

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Zoom Rodeos

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"