Spark Wrangler Gifts

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"How'd I do on the test?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Cow Pilot.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

The difference between cats and dogs.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

The Specimen Hunter

Zoom Rodeos

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'