Spain Vacationer Gifts

Why Bulls Don't Vacation in Spain.

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Flotation Device on the Phone

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'Are we there yet?!'