Spaceships Gifts

"You go ahead and attack. I'll close-up the ship."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"Where did that come from!"

"Take us to your leader in industrial design."

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

Zapped Spaceship.

Santa Meets an Alien

'If you're born here, you're automatically an American citizen, right?'

Welcome! Annual Long Distance Fly-In.

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

UFO Repairs

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You left this on our ship."