Spaceship Stories Gifts

"Dichromium methyl sulphate..."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Silence of the Chickens...

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Moby Dick

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Art of Surviving

UFO Shelter

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."