Spaceship Stories Prints

"Dichromium methyl sulphate..."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Silence of the Chickens...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Dr. Roo.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Moby Dick

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Art of Surviving

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

UFO Shelter

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.