Space Pillows

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

Cowboy Probe

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"I get it!"

"You're not from around here are you?"

'This is my new friend Roger - he's a real down-to-earth kind of guy.'

"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'Now, don't make a big fuss -- we're just migrant workers.'

"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"

'You are allergic to strawberries, caffeine and bad air. You must avoid these substances and find another planet to live on.'

"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."

'We're thinking of settling down here -- do you folks have bilingual education?'

'...If you don't believe me come and look! I'm telling you. There's a tiny black hole.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'I think he wants you to pull his finger Mr President'

"What a ripoff. We'll refuel at the next rest stop."

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

'Now, don't panic -- we're just here to do a little stem-cell research.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"Since you all requested to 'work remotely', I guess you're happy with this relocation."

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

Astronaut School.

"Better check with your mother first."

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

"I live in Atlanta, but I think you meant where am I from originally."