Space And Aliens Pillows

"Full moon!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Big Bang Theory.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"You left this on our ship."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'