Alien Intrigue Pillows

"Did you find the captain's log?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien Assumption

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"My brain got hacked!"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"It's a plant based solution."

Roswell 1947

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."

UN agreements.

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

In The Bastille

'You thought they were free, didn't you, Jimmy? Well, we've got news for you - nothing in this universe is really free, Jimmy, nothing. We want payment for the steak knives.'

Frank Harris Blurry UFO Photography

Eviction Notice for Earth

"Tractor beam's broken."

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'