Alien Intrigue Mugs

"Did you find the captain's log?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"It's a plant based solution."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Roswell 1947

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

UN agreements.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

In The Bastille

"Tractor beam's broken."

Eviction Notice for Earth

"There's something different about that crop circle..."

Frank Harris Blurry UFO Photography

'You thought they were free, didn't you, Jimmy? Well, we've got news for you - nothing in this universe is really free, Jimmy, nothing. We want payment for the steak knives.'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?