Space Missions Pillows

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Teenagers!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Boptimism

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .