Preparing For Space Mission Pillows

"... And this inoculation is to protect me from what on the moon, doctor?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Moon Lander

Life in the fastest lane.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Rocket to the Moon

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Capsule airbag

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

First Cynic in Space

'Ok, everyone keep very quiet... they never stay for too long.'

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

Human Fantasy league

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

NASA - Out to Launch.

Alien with Face Mask

UFO crashes, GPS says 'recalculating'.

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...

'Well, the satellites down.'

"I'm sorry it failed on your inter-gala warp factor three star gate interchange unit"

One thing he had learned since his abduction was that human intelligence was not so highly regarded everywhere.