Preparing For Space Mission T-Shirts

"... And this inoculation is to protect me from what on the moon, doctor?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Moon Lander

Life in the fastest lane.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Rocket to the Moon

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

Capsule airbag

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

I told you in the capsule, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

First Cynic in Space

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

'Ok, everyone keep very quiet... they never stay for too long.'

'Houston...We have a problem.'

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

Human Fantasy league

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'You will be going on a very long journey...'

NASA - Out to Launch.

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...

'Well, the satellites down.'

"I'm sorry it failed on your inter-gala warp factor three star gate interchange unit"

Alien with Face Mask

UFO crashes, GPS says 'recalculating'.