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'You will be going on a very long journey...'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Moon Lander

Life in the fastest lane.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'

Rocket to the Moon

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

"... And this inoculation is to protect me from what on the moon, doctor?"

Capsule airbag

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

First Cynic in Space

I told you in the capsule, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

"No, I can't 'just call the AA'!"

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'Ok, everyone keep very quiet... they never stay for too long.'

'Houston...We have a problem.'

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

Two astronauts on the moon find Santa crashed into the moon surface: 'Houston, we have another problem...!'

NASA - Out to Launch.

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...

'Well, the satellites down.'

UFO crashes, GPS says 'recalculating'.

"I'm sorry it failed on your inter-gala warp factor three star gate interchange unit"