Space Mission Assignment Pillows

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Moon Lander

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Space Pioneer

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Rocket to the Moon

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Chaironaut

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

"... And this inoculation is to protect me from what on the moon, doctor?"

Capsule airbag

I love what you've done with the place.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"