Space Missions Mugs

"Negative Houston, we have no idea where the cat came from either."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"We've made great progress!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Alien David statue

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

High-gravity baseball

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Boptimism

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Head over Hooves