Space Mission Mugs

'Ok, everyone keep very quiet... they never stay for too long.'

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

First Cynic in Space

Capsule airbag

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

Moon Lander

Rocket to the Moon

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"We've made great progress!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Teenagers!'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Alien David statue

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

God Sneezes Out Creation