Space Imagination Pillows

'It doesn't say anything about a dishwasher blasting off into space.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A man looks up at the earth

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

Witches Brew

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Here is your new planet."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

Taking the Dog for a Walk

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Alien Magician

Space: A Venn Diagram

Billionaires in space!

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

A return to Mars.

Alien landing on earth with the 'Good Beer Guide'

An astronaut sees a desert island in space.

"Boxing day is so boring."

Rocket sponsorship

Angel versus kite...

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

Flying Sauce Drive Thru

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"It's new reading light."

Moon Walk