Interstellar Illusion Enthusiast Pillows

Alien Magician

"Extreme miming"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Escher exhibition first floor

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Magic Act

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"We're here, Harry."

Artist chained to his drawing.

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

'Pick a business card.'

'Look a huge bird!'

David Blaine, Age 60

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

"Returns"