Space Tourism Fantasist Pillows

Alien landing on earth with the 'Good Beer Guide'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Blue Origin

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Learner Driver

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"You are here"

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

First Contact

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Moon Souvenirs

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

UFO

"Relax. They come in pieces."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"I can't afford those 10 minute space flights, but a 10 minute double martini puts me in some kind of orbit."

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

"B*****d!"

"Could you help me with this?"

Man: 'Okay,get ready folks! Here come the Astronaughts!'