Space Tourism Fantasist Prints

Alien landing on earth with the 'Good Beer Guide'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Blue Origin

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Learner Driver

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

First Contact

"You are here"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

L.A. Transfer

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

Moon Souvenirs

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

UFO

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Relax. They come in pieces."

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

"B*****d!"

"Could you help me with this?"

Man: 'Okay,get ready folks! Here come the Astronaughts!'