Space Tourist Prints

'Looks like the Germans were here first.'

UFO

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

I like to dress in layers when I travel.

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Moon Souvenirs

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

"Not now, Oliver."

Flying sauces.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Well, that one got away."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.