"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."
Future Space Tourists Prints
Decorate their space exploration dreams with vibrant prints that celebrate the universe. Perfect for inspiring future space tourists with a view of the cosmos.
'Teenagers!'
"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."
An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.
"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."
"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
Blue Origin
"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"
* Let's stop here, they seem nice!
"I've had it with the helmet mandates."
'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'
NASA Special
"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"
"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."
'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'
"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"
"You are here"
'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'
'I'm just here on a lay-over.'
'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'
"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."
"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"
"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"
Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)
"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."
"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."
"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."
'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'
Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!
Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer
'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'
'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'
Moon Souvenirs
"I'm infectious."
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