Future Space Tourists Pillows

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

NASA Special

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"You are here"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Moon Souvenirs

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'Excuse me, do you know any aliens who do landscaping?'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."