Future Tourist Of The Cosmos Pillows

"This time the space race is between billionaires."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Blue Origin

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"You are here"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Celestial Navigation

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

Moon Souvenirs

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Space travel

"How may I be of service?"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

UFO

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."