Future Tourist Of The Cosmos Mugs

"This time the space race is between billionaires."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Blue Origin

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"You are here"

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Celestial Navigation

Moon Souvenirs

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

Space travel

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

UFO

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!