Spaceflight Fantasist Pillows

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Shoot For The Moon

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Moon: Made in China

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Pole Star

UFO Shelter

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Learner Driver

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Astronaut

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Disney will flip!"