Spaceflight Fantasist Mugs

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Moon: Made in China

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Pole Star

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Learner Driver

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"Disney will flip!"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Astronaut

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.