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Feng Shui Department

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Musician

Trumpet and birds

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

A beekeeper with their bees

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Cellist

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

Celestial Music

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'