Space Harmonizer Gifts

Feng Shui Department

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Remote work

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Musician

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Trumpet and birds

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

A beekeeper with their bees

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

Cellist

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

Celestial reading lamp.

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'