Space Expansionists Gifts

"Considering the vast array of stars and galaxies, it's hard to believe there aren't other planets capable of supporting extremely rich people..."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Field Trip!

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Swamp gas

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Take me to your leader. . .

'Take me to your weeder!'

SWOTs

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

"Wow, this is history in the making! HOw soon can we get a scooter salesman down there?"

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Alien Painting Moon

Repairing the UFO

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"