Space Expansionists Gifts

"Considering the vast array of stars and galaxies, it's hard to believe there aren't other planets capable of supporting extremely rich people..."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Field Trip!

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Swamp gas

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Take me to your leader. . .

'Take me to your weeder!'

SWOTs

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

Repairing the UFO

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Alien Painting Moon

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.