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"Must have cost him a fortune!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

NASA Special

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Swamp gas

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Rocket Ark

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Astronaut Selfie.

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'I invest in emerging markets.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Oil on Mars.

Serious business

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"