Space Commercialization Fans Gifts

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

NASA Special

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Swamp gas

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Rocket Ark

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

Astronaut Selfie.

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'I invest in emerging markets.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Bad Dog!"