Space Cinema Fan Gifts

"What do you mean you don't like Star Wars?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

King Kong

Rocket Ark

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"This is the best part of the movie."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Astronaut Selfie.

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Birth of Darth Vader

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Serious business

Liza Minnelli

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Space bee

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

First space criminal investigation

Spaceman serving shrimp.

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Retro Kid.

AstraZeneca

Nosferatu-D2

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Duelling Banjos.

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

European Space Agency.