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'I have no idea where Mars is, but I can tell you that Larry just placed a pre-market order for 500 Oracle.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Not now, Oliver."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.