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"I have no space to "think outside the box"."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

Flying sauces.

"Not now, Oliver."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'