Spa Worker Gifts

At the health spa: "Where's the washroom? I need to detoxify."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'I lost track of time, she's set solid.'

'Okay, so you didn't lose any weight at our spa - at least you're well marbled.'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Ok, so I'm a little late...no need to tear strips of me!"

"I wish you would quit referring to this establishment as a sweatshop!"

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.